Roster

The current Roster of Heralds Imaginary:

  • Weeping Angel Tyrant of Arms Konstantia Kaloethina
  • Absinthe Aaron Palomides of Buckminster
  • Basingstoke Purse-wave-ant Aasa Thorvaldsdottir
  • Sardines with Chocolate AElfred Hawkmoon
  • Ich Verdien AElfwynn Leoflaede dohtor
  • Fish Truck AEtheluulf munec
  • Mojito Adelaide DeMontagne de Fer
  • Whipped Cream Vodka Alana O’Keeve
  • Bezanty Alaric MacConnal (formerly Give Me The Money)
  • Vair Squirrel Alasdair MacEogan
  • Verbose Albrecht Waldfurster
  • Sangria Alexandra Vazquez de Granada
  • Ink Blot Aliskye Rose
  • Usquebaugh Alisoun MacCool
  • Taisez-vous Alys Mackyntoich
  • Sugar Bomb Alysten ?
  • Ad Astra Andreas von Meißen (previously Saturn V and Blackbird)
  • Short Stack Andrew von Otelingen
  • Lindemanns Andrewe Bawldwyn (formerly Agave)
  • Echarpe Tricotée Géant Azure Angharad Bach
  • Saucy Dish Angharat Goch verch Gwenhover
  • Chocolate Cherry Cordial Angelo di Antonio Machiavelli
  • Tortellini Sanguine Anne Rose
  • Goutte Two Shoes Anne Rose Smythe
  • Polish Sausage Anzelm Kowalski
  • Dragon Drop Ardgal mac Domnaill
  • Full Metal Ariana verch Gwenllian
  • Ermine Oreo Aryanhwy merch Catmael
  • Athol Brose Asbiorn inn eyverski
  • Pot Pied Piper Ástríðr Stefánsdóttir
  • Cant Athenais Bryennissa
  • Trois Frommage Avram ibn Gabriol
  • Roast Chicken Michael Batcok
  • Tenné Schnecke Balthazar van der Brugghe
  • Exalted Goober Barcsi Janos
  • Ora Fimbriae Atrae Basil Dragonstrike
  • Cross Kringle Beatrice Domenici della Campana
  • Rice Pudding Beatrice Shirwod
  • Kriek Lambic Beverly FitzAlan de Stirkelaunde
  • Goutty Hurty Biǫrn bjarnyir Atlason
  • Cha Shu Bao Tze Blaise de Cormeilles (previously Tarnished Shell)
  • Guimauve au Chocolat Bonne of Traquair
  • Schwartzwälder Kirschtorte Brigida von München
  • Ad Hoc Brynn Herleifsson
  • Compendium Bruce Draconarius of Mistholme
  • Raisnable pacïence Brunissende le dragonet
  • Green Eggs and Ham Caelan MacKinnon
  • White Bacon Cainder ingen hui Chatharnaig
  • Chocolate Peanutbuttery Caitrina inghean Aindriasa
  • Northern Frozen Digit Caius Angelus
  • Bacon Strip Cathyn FitzGerald (aka Mashie Tyrant of Arms Emeritus)
  • Pean Cecilia Dysney
  • Galois Imaginary Ceit
  • Raspberry Beret Ciaran O’Muireagain
  • Gargoyle Ciothruadh Dubh
  • Dill Weed Conall Og mac Dabhidh
  • Complex Conjugate Conall Mór Mac Nachtan
  • Slacker Conchobhar mac Michil
  • Tiramisu Conrad von Zollern
  • Grumpy Bear Cormac Mor (aka Lorem Ipsum Benevolent Dictator of Arms Emeritus)
  • Imaginary Creatura Christi of Oakes (called Creature)
  • Pureed Smurf Daniel de Lincoln
  • Kjöt og baunnir Daði Þorfinnsson
  • The Codfather Díarmaid Ó Bríain
  • Anzac Biscuit Domhnall na Moicheirghe
  • Pickled Herring Dorcas Whitecap
  • Cinnamon Latté Dubhghall mac Aodha mhic Néill
  • Gules Mackerel Duncan Cameron
  • Caffeine of LATTEness Duvessa of Movilla
  • Baalebustah D’vorah bint Da’ud
  • Fourty Two Edborough Kellie
  • Elevensies Eleanor Proudfoot (aka Jantije Goudenpaard)
  • Fieldless Eldrich Gaiman
  • Rum Punch Elen Woderose
  • Krupnik Elena Modarova vnuka
  • Logica in Annulo Elena Wyth
  • Grenadine Elisabeth de Rossignol
  • Hello Kitty Elizabeth Turner of Carlisle
  • Tea Trader Ella Strasser
  • Katamari Emelyn Fulredy
  • Special Snowflake Emma de Fetherstan
  • Catnip Emmeline Dernelove
  • Georgia Peach Ephrem Orbeli
  • Chocolate Raspberry Torte Eric Morrison
  • Flake Chocolate Bar Estrith Rasmusdatter
  • Seventy-Six Trombones Evan da Collaureo
  • Etouffee Faolan O’Lachain of Galway
  • Rivethead Roman Faustina Numera Septima (aka Anna Dokeianina Syrakousina.)
  • Bagel n Lox Argent Fina MacGrioghair
  • Escargot Or? Finnguala Inghean Alister
  • Humble Francois la Flamme
  • Lamington ffride wlffsdotter
  • Ooo Shiny Gabriel Kjotvason
  • Tastycake Geffroi le crieur
  • Fleurty Giata Alberti (formerly Combattant Chequy Unicorn)
  • Iguanodon Giles Leabrook
  • Alam Minnow Pea Ginevra Fiammetta di Silvestri
  • Fabulous Giovanni Loredan
  • Jaegerschnitzle Gotfried von Schwaben
  • Caffeinated Three-Toed Sloth Gróa Úlfsdottir
  • Stargazy Pie Groza Novgorodskaia called Skaia
  • Gamla Geðillr Tík Gunnvor silfraharr
  • Flummery Gwilim Glamorgan
  • Sukiyaki Halla
  • Monster Harold Monster
  • Invisible Coney Herveus d’Ormonde
  • Surely You Jest Honour Grenehart
  • Legos Lembas Hrothny Rognvaldsdottir
  • Wurst Volant Hugh fitz Maynard
  • Bend Butcher Ian Raven of Tadcaster
  • White on Rice Ildaria de Zaragozza
  • Secret Illuminada Eugenia de Guadalupe y Godoy
  • Baklava Ines Alfon
  • Space Time Folding Tangent on the Event Horizon Iohannes Kynith
  • Fliegenderkinderschiesen Jago Redbeard
  • Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft Herald (of Ulm) Karl Faustus von Aachen
  • Eats Paste Katerinka Lvovicha
  • Chocolate Miaou Kolosvari Arpadne Julia (Blue Twin)
  • Enorme’ Clochettes Isabel la Biche d’Hiver
  • Bookworm Jeanne Marie Lacroix
  • Whipped Chocolate Pudding Jibra’il ‘Attar (previously Godfather Lasagna)
  • Frozen Sauna Johann vom Hasengraben
  • Oatmeal Stout John ap Griffin
  • Party Cannon Joscelin le esqurel
  • Chile Relleno Juan Balthazar Tegero
  • Spanish Fly Juliana de Luna
  • Golden Automaton Kameshima Zentarou Umakai (formerly Au Jus)
  • Irish Cream Katelin de Irelande
  • Dandelion Katerin ferch Gwenllian
  • Sour Pickle Kathalyn Nimet
  • Chocolate Phoenix Katla Freysteinsdottir
  • Torta al Amaretto Khalidah bint Yahya’a
  • Gummi Bear Kolfinna Ráðúlfsdóttir
  • Soylent Vert Konstantia Kaloethina  (with special alternate Salt Lick)
  • Mead and Potatoes Kristrun Hrafnsdottir
  • Raspberry Liqueur Laurensa du Chambord
  • Cake or Death Leonor Ruiz
  • Scintillating Pu’erh Rose Lijsbet van Catwiic
  • Butterscotch Crampet Lillia de Vaux
  • Double Hops and Barley Llywus ap Alan
  • Saucer of Cream Louis-Phillippe Mitouard
  • MacGuffin Lucien d’Artois
  • Broken Clock Madog Hir
  • Lurker Magdalena Lucia Ramberti
  • Mustard and Vinegar Barbeque Chicken Maimuna al-Bukhariyya
  • Sekanjabin-Glazed Sausage Mael Eoin mac Echuid
  • Purple Elephant Maol Mhichil mac Giolla Pheadair
  • Ermine Haggis Margaret Hepburn
  • Rikki-Tikki-Tavi Mouse of India Margaret fitzWilliam of Kent
  • Ermine Vermin Margaret Makafee
  • Mouse of India Dog Marie de Blois (previously White Chocolate Cheesecake) (aka Ermine Stag Tyrant of Arms Emerita)
  • Rabid Marta as tu Mika-Mysliwy
  • Super Martyn de Halliwell
  • Kamikaze Mary Dedwydd verch Gwallter
  • Single Malt Matilda Seton
  • Sinister Matilda Wynter
  • Rampant Fubar McKenna
  • Drunken Celt Meala Caimbeul
  • Poke Salad Meradudd Cethin
  • Erminegherd Milesenda de Bourges
  • Necronomicon Modar Nezananich
  • Mojito Madness Muirenn ingen Dunadaig
  • Barking Mad Nikolai Spiachev
  • Horrified Pelican Nikolaos Demetriou
  • Winslow Oddr Þiálfason (previously Digitalis, previously Oddr mjǫksiglandi)
  • Vulture’s Jambe Odierne Lion
  • Kibbe Omar Mohammed Mirzazadeh
  • Buttery Flaky Paul fitz Denis
  • Single-Malt Haggis Pedair of Cloooin Beige
  • Frito Bardito Pendar the Bard (throbbing sex god of heraldry)
  • Samsquanch Percival de la Rocque
  • Counterermine Tricorporate Yale Raher fitz Rannulf
  • Hostess Cupcake Randall Carrick  (previously Monkey Poo; previously Sherry Cask)
  • Sable Feline Rhiannon ?
  • Filthy Chai Reis ap Tuder
  • Fromage Rhieinwylydd
  • Cherry Richenda du Jardin
  • Chainsaw Robin Gallowglass
  • Mixed Berry Fool Robin of Twyford (previously Scelerisque)
  • Deepfried Calamari (with a side of Marinara) Roderick Conall McLeod
  • Probably, Maybe Rosamond Playfayre
  • Majestic Unicorn Rowen Cloteworthy
  • Buttered Popcorn Rowland McCain
  • Time and Relative Dimensions in Space Ryan McWhyte
  • Samurabbi Saito Takauji
  • Rampant Goat (Sinister) Seamus the Tinker
  • The Cake Is A Lie Selene Colfox (previously TimTam)
  • Evil Minion Seraphina Delfino (previously Zombie)
  • Vert Chocolate Chip Ice Cream Shauna of Carrick Point
  • Carne Asada Simon Montgumery
  • Myrrh Cartouche Sneferu Sa Djedi
  • Fish ‘n Chips Snorri Hallsson
  • Seaweed Salad Song Zidie
  • Chocolate Truffle Sorcha MacLeod
  • Anejo Steffan ap Kennydd
  • Amused Curmudgeon Talorgen nepos Wrguist
  • Rum ‘n’ Raisin Tamsyn Northover
  • Potent Chief Tanczos Istvan
  • Huge Goblet Taran the Wayward
  • Peking Duckling Theodora Bryennissa, called Treannah
  • Warm Cinnamon Scrolls Thyri
  • Red Wine Sex Sauce Timothy O’Brien
  • Double Tall Chi Latte Tvorimir Danilov
  • Coffee Baron Tymothy Smythson
  • Scotch and Branch Water Tyrfingr von Wolfsburg
  • I Disbelieve! Ursula Georges
  • Dormant Meatloaf Vladimir Andreivich Aleksandrov
  • Happy Pants Vinca Taviani
  • Sriracha Warenus de Fulmere
  • Semy Potent Willmar Grimsdyke
  • Sith Wu Yun
  • Grilled Cheese Wyndylyn
  • Star-Spangled Catbot Wynne ferch Rhodri
  • Matzoh Brei Omlet Yehuda ben Moshe

If you’re reading this and are interested in having a Herald Imaginary title, please comment (here, or on SCAHRLDS, or the SCA Heraldry Chat group on FB) and state your name and the title which you are claiming (both of these things are required). Many new Heralds Imaginary state by which authority you claim the title, though this is optional. No duplicate titles; most titles are food or alcohol-related.

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  1. I Anzelm Kowalski, by the oath to the learn’d members of the College of Blaiddwyn due hereby claim the title of the Polish Sausage.

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  3. I, Eldrich Gaiman, hereby claim and by proper authority and rights do take the title of Fieldless Herald and all privilages those which that title grants, including the right to gratuitous and pompous display of the badge pictured below:

  4. By the Authority in my Vest Pocket conferred by the Universita Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum, does Creatura Christi of Oakes (called Creature) take claim to the title Imaginary. with or without the addendum of Cueranta y Tres.

  5. By the authority of the Gippengappe College of Heralds, I, AElfwynn Leoflaede dohtor, do hereby claim the title of Ich Verdien

    Mit Erlaubnis von der Gippengappe Wappenkolleg maße ich, AElfwynn Leoflaede dohtor, den folgenden Heroldstitel an: Ich Verdien.

  6. By the authority of the College of Arms of the Very Lost Tribe of Israel*, Edo Chapter, and the Oyez Oi Vei King of Arms (Satsuma Schmuel**), I, Saito Takauji***, do hereby and hereon most solemnly claim the title of Samurabbi Herald in th College Imaginary, although he was tempted by Sashimi Slice Sub-Ordinary. He claims all rights**** and privileges***** of this title, along with all of the expected financial remunerations and bonuses****** of membership in said organization.

    * Address lost.
    ** Who never writes his mother, even though she sent him to that fancy heralds school.
    *** Ibid.
    **** None
    ***** Less than none
    ****** Ha. Hahahahaha. Ha.

  7. I, Isabel la Biche d’Hiver, hereby take the title of Enorme’ Clochettes Argent Herald and claim all rights, privileges and proper authority which that title confirmed on me by the “Besom sweep-up meeting, The first” grants.

  8. By Nobody in Particular’s authority, I Asbiorn inn eyverski, claim the title of Athol Brose. And for those interested in finding out what it is, I may even have some of my version at KWHSS this weekend…

  9. By the power vested in me by the states of overcaffeination and sleep deprivation, I, Snorri Hallsson, Heräldic Schmø, do claim the title of Fish ‘n Chips Herald Imaginary, bearing the heraldic badge “Argent pollocky sable.” Hijinks and shenanigans shall ensue. Moo hoo ha ha.

  10. By decree of ALL the shiny in my brain I, Gróa Úlfsdottir, will henceforth be known as Caffeinated Three-Toed Sloth Herald Imaginary!

  11. As all may read these words, do I, Taran the Wayward hereby claim rightful ownership to the title “Huge Goblet Herald” by virtue of being “THAT Taran” (I’ll tell you the ‘Rest of the Story’ on that song if you need to know…) to include all the benefits and bothers that it entails.

  12. I, Cainder ingen hui Chatharnaig, by the powder dusted on me do hereby, no, over here, no, here…over here! claim the title White Bacon Herald…as everything is better with bacon.

  13. I, Margaret Makafee, by the authority vested in me by the Ancient and Honorable Worshipful Confraternity of the Dusty Stacks, do claim the title of Ermine Vermin Herald Extra-Imaginary

  14. I, Giovanni Loredan, by the dictate of the Doge of the Most Imaginary Republic of Dominion, lay formal claim to my rightfully given title of Fabulous Herald Extraimaginary and all the rights and privileges accorded the bearer of that title.

  15. Know all you who come to give me presents!

    I, Name Redacted, Emperor of Everything Important declare, state, set forth, expound, elucidate, proclaim, and just plain say:

    That whereas Basil Dragonstrike hath been a Pursued-in-Lodge in the Kingkong of Keyed-that-didn’t-happen,

    And whereas the aforesaid Basil Dragonstrike hath been Each Pane Per Bend Pursued-by-Harm in the Kingkong of Mens Sua,

    And whereas the aforesaid Basil Dragonstrike is now Red Faced Pursued-by-Harm in the Barrel-knee of Mad Ones in the Kingkong of Ant’s Ear,

    Therefore, by the power in Our vestments, We do declare the aforesaid Basil Dragonstrike is now Ora Fimbriae Atrae Herald Imaginary, with all the powers, privileges, prerogatives, perquisites, and potatoes thereunto belonging.

    The which declaration and document We have put our hands onto and let our seal play with, this umpteenth day of the month of Somethingber, in the year of Whatever This Is The Year Of.

    Signed, Name Redacted, Emperor of Everything Important.

  16. I, Sneferu Sa Djedi, herald and voice to Ephraim, Old Three Toes, do claim the imaginary title Myrrh Cartouche. So let it be written. So let it be done.

    • I’m seeing you as Anejo – is this still what you’re wanting? (The Roster is in alphabetical order by SCA name, not titles.)

  17. By the blessed knickers of the Kniaginia, I, Nikolai Spiachev, do seize as my own, the imaginary title ‘Barking Mad Herald.’

  18. By order of the King of All Cosmos, and in keeping with my desire to roll you all up in a ball, I should like to be known henceforth as Emelyn Fulredy, Katamari Herald Imaginary!

  19. I, Matilda Wynter, by the power vested in me by all of these gloriously period cask-batteries i seem to have acquired…do claim the title Sinister Herald Extra-Imaginary, and do so swear by my left hand!

  20. So a man and woman ran by me a few days ago when i was out and about. He stopped suddenly and ran back to me. He said “Hey! You’re that Beloved Minister of Arms, aren’t you?” Befuddled by his Bow Tie, English accent, Fez, and outrageous redheaded companion I could only say “HUH?” He looked shocked for a moment. He then pulled out a Blue diary and said, “Oh, not your time yet, but it should be soon! Anyway, Wibbly Wobbly, Timey Wimey.” And then they ran off. Thusly I was moved to declare myself Time and Relative Dimensions in Space Herald Imaginary.

  21. By the power invested in me by the State of Intoxication and all that is Unholy, I, Willmar Grimsdyke, do hereby request to be knowne henceforth as Semy Potent Herald Imaginary.

  22. By the grace of his Dukeship, Maynard of the Crabs, I, Hugh fitz Maynard (no relation) hereby claim the style and title of Wurst Volant Pursuivant of the College of Heralds Imaginary.

  23. By the Mighty Lion Rampant and Not-so-Mighty Fox Couchant Coward I, Lijsbet van Catwiic, claim the distinguished title of Scintillating Pu’erh Rose Herald Imaginary!

  24. By the power vested in me, Beverly FitzAlan de Stirkelaunde (MKA Delphia Strickland), by my dog, Miss Lily Anne Fuzzymuzzle, I hereby declare myself the Kriek Lambic Herald Imaginary, and to use such power as may be given me to instigate…..er, inspire…shenaniganery wherever I go!

  25. Oh Mighty Monarchs of the Invisible, I beseech thee, of thy courtesie, for the appellation of Dragon Drop Pursuivant.

  26. Henceforth may you all know me as I know myself for OH! so many years. I be Otterphool, and have carried this title throughout the web and times gone by. Phoolishness is my second face, and my first online!

  27. Lord Lochko the Wallbreaker, The mouth of the South… the Echo in your ears… the HOLLERER IN THE HOLLER! … the Harbinger of Pie!!!!!!

  28. I, Aasa Thorvaldsdottir, by the authority vested in me by my snazzy green scarf, do claim for myself the title of Basingstoke Purse-wave-ant. So say me.

  29. By the powers vested in me by, well, me and due to the fact that I can’t possibly know both the Answer and the Question at the same time, I declare myself to be Herald Imaginary Forty Two!

  30. In accordance with ancient scripture (written by the Angel Cretini in purple crayon on the back of a Mintie wrapper) do I, Karl Faustus von Aachen, known for reasons too tedious to repeat at this time as Fruitbat, claim the perfectly reasonable title of Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft Herald (of Ulm).

    You may remove the “(of Ulm)” if you find it a bit excessive.

  31. By dint of always preferring to know what’s happening, I claim the title “Quid Agis”
    Robin of Twyford

  32. By the divine warrant of the Fiery Rooster, ever spicy be his name, do I make my good and rightful to the title of Sriracha Herald Imaginary!

  33. To any and all unto whom these presents come, let it be known that no matter how hard I tried, I couldn’t stop Raher fitz Rannulf from claming the title of Counterermine Tricorporate Yale Herald Imaginary.

    Spoken this Fifteenth Day of February, AS XLVIII, by me, Raher fitz Rannulf’s Sense of Good Taste.

    PS: In other words, everyone, this isn’t my fault!

  34. Through the right and honored tradition of blaming Matzoh Brei Omlet, I claim the right to be henceforth known as Sugar Bomb Herald Imaginary. Have mercy upon him, as no good can come of this.

  35. By the power of the Pen that is Mightier than the Shield (or device? arms? something’s not right, but I can’t quite place my finger on it… anyway), I, Palotzi Marti (the red twin), do hereby claim the title of Eat Dessert First Herald Imaginary.

    And once we get that taken care of, by my power of eating dessert first, I do bestow upon my sister Kolosvari Arpadne Julia (the blue twin) the title of Chocolate Miaou Herald Imaginary.

  36. Here do I, Beatrice Domenici della Campana, by the vests that power us all, lay claim to the title Cross Kringle Herald Imaginary.

  37. Be it known unto all and singular to whom this, my letter of claim shall be shown that on
    this, the 15th day of May, Anno Societatis XLIX (being the year 2014 in the common
    reckoning), I, Conall Mór Mac Nachtan hereby claim the style and title of Complex Conjugate Herald Imaginary and all the rights and privileges accorded the bearer of that title.

    • To answer those who have asked, a complex conjugate is a pair of complex numbers, both the same except with imaginary parts of opposite signs.

      Think medieval symetry fot mathmatics….

  38. I, Wu Yun, by virtue of my watch and warrant do hereby stake my claim to the title of Sith Herald in the College of Heralds imaginary. I do solemnly swear that I intend to flout it with less than Sith-y secrecy.

  39. Coffee Baron……Claimed by right of French Press duly steeped for four minutes to each carafe of boiling water. Not for 3.5 minutes, nor for 4.25 minutes, but four minutes.

  40. In the name of the Great Pumpkin, let all know that Dorcas Whitecap shall be henceforth known as Pickled Herring, Herald Excessive and Supernumerary. Lawks!

  41. By the Law of the Mighty and Powerful Murphy, from whom inevitable oddness stems, does Elen Woderose lay claim to the title of Rum Punch. Hic!

  42. By the powers vested in me by, well, me and due to the fact that I can’t possibly know both the Answer and the Question at the same time, I declare myself, Edborough Kellie, to be Herald Imaginary Forty Two!

    Might we have your name, please? It is the only other answer we do need!

    Yours in service to the crown of the Sacred Towel

  43. I Fina MacGrioghair claim the title of Bagel n Lox Argent with all the rights, duties, and silliness therein apparent to that title.

  44. I, Ástríðr Stefánsdóttir of the Shire of Border Vale Keep, by the power invested in me by the Lords of Poultry Pastry, do hereby declare my intent to join the College of Heralds Imaginary as Ástríðr, the Chicken Pot Pied Piper!

  45. Very well. By the Power Vested In Me, Myself, and I, Angharad Bach, and with the Approval of the College Imaginary, I hereby declare myself Echarpe Tricotée Géant Azure Herald.

  46. I, Ella Strasser, have been declared now and forever to imaginary herald by the esteemed Cookie Monster, chocolate chips, as Tea Trader herald imaginary.
    Ella Strasser, Tea Trader

  47. As previously stated, in person, I AM Escargot Or? Herald. This must be read as a question to be even remotely funny. Like Eddie Izzard’s Cake or Death? query. May your slime trails meander aimlessly.

  48. By the power vested in me by fresh garden salsa (or maybe it’s just gas), I, Seamus the Tinker, claim the title of Rampant Goat (Sinister) Herald Imaginary.

  49. By the powers vested in me, by, well, me, and due to the fact that I can’t possibly know both the answer and the question at the same time, I doth decree that I, Edborough Kellie, shall forever foward be known as Herald Imaginary Fourty Two!

  50. Pay heed to the words of me (and my shadow, right here.)

    Let it be knowne by all seeing or hearing these letters, that by the powers vested in me – in a futile attempt to keep me thawed – I, Johann vom Hasengraben, do hereby claim the name and title of Frozen Sauna Herald Imaginary, accompanied with all the rights and privileges of this title, as well as the bells and whistles – and the kitchen sink.

    In witness whereof I (and my shadow – it was right here!) have signed our hands and sealed with an icicle.

  51. I am already registered with the CoHI under the name Semy Potent Herald. I’d like to change it to Hurt(y) Herald if possible? I’ve had a whole lot of health issues to contend with in the past five years, and I think the new name is appropriate.

  52. My comment seems to have lost in the queue, and I’ve changed my mind anyway, so here’s a new declaration!

    In the name of the gods and beasts of the Internets and all-you-can-eat sushi, I, Song Zidie, do claim the title of Seaweed Salad Herald Improbablery!

  53. Greetings! I realize this may make me out to be of an indecisive bent (and maybe I am, I’m not sure!), and I apologise for yet again changing my title, but I would now like to be known as “Mixed Berry Fool Herald”, if I may.
    Yours in my own imagination,
    Robin of Twyford

  54. By the sanctity of my rubber ducky collection, I do so decree that I, Theodora Bryennissa, oft called Treannah, shall hereafter be known as Peking Duckling Herald Imaginary.

  55. I am Vladimir Andreivich Aleksandrov, and by virtue of being the original subject of the Meatloaf Rule, I do claim the title of Meatloaf Herald Imaginary!

  56. By right of (having) arms, this day do I brandish my mortar and pestle and declare that I, Muirenn ingen Dunadaig of the Frozen North of the East, shall be forever more known as the Mojito Madness Herald Imaginary. Offerings of mint and blueberries graciously accepted at the bar.

  57. I know I did this once before, but my name is not on the roster; therefore, by the power of my fuzzy overlord, I hereby redeclare myself to be Emmeline Dernelove, Catnip Herald Imaginary.

  58. Currently known as Scintillating Pu’erh Rose, I would like to request dropping the Scintillating bit and just be known as Lijsbet van Catwiic, Pu’erh Rose Herald Imaginary. Many thanks.

  59. Please update my full name to Matilda Seton. Also, it’s been long enough that few people know me as Aindrea any more, so that can go. Thanks! -Single Malt HI

  60. Samsquanch Herald Imaginary..

    Im Baron Percival de la Rocque Kingdom of Ealdormere ..Purple Mantle Herald Extraordinary, Bucina Herald and Stave (pursuivant) Herald, please add me as Samsquanch Herald.

  61. Katamari HI, while an accurate expression of my feelings, was too hard to explain. X) For this reason, by the power vested in me by ILLEGAL GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENTS, I should like to be known henceforth as Emelyn Fulredy, Irradiated Herald Imaginary!

    Sorry for the trouble. And the melted door.

  62. After much consideration, I, Kameshima Zentarou Umakai, currently Au Jus Herald of the College of Heralds Imaginary, retire my title of Au Jus Herald, and in honor of my recognition by Lorem Ipsum and Weeping Angel, do hereby claim for myself the title of:

    Golden Automoton Herald Insanity

    of the College of Heralds Imaginary

  63. Sitting here in my windowless office, I have been wracking my fevered brain for an appropriate title to express all that I am..alas all I could come up with if Star-Spangled Catbot Herald. Ah well, I do like stars.

  64. By the power vested in me by the Scent of Crayola Classic Markers, I, Groza Novgorodskaia called Skaia declare myself Stargazy Pie Herald. (Don’t trust me. I’m fishy.)

  65. I, Aliskye Rosel, by the power of the little voices in my head (which sound a lot like Cormac Mor), do hereby and henceforth declare myself Ink Blot Herald of the College of Heralds Imaginary.

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