Because I Can
Once upon a time, someone mentioned to me the idea of writing a scroll text in LOLCAT.
They might have been giving me some samples of text they were suggesting using.
I might have made some suggestions.
They might have been used with minor changes.
My God What Have I Done
Here follows the final text:
o hai. Heer now wordz of [Baron] an [Baroness], baron an baronez of Caer Galen. Singin bird iz singin swete an powarzful, liek grate artzens of Caer Galen r grate. [Recipient] iz graet artzen. Wez recknizin her mad skilz an admitin her to tha Order of tha Golden Nightingale. Wez done did this [Date]th May minus one month, in tha [Year]th yeer of tha Sociatay, whitch wez knowz as [Year].
I’m hopeful that someday we’ll get a picture of the final piece.
Don’t Try This At Home, Kids
Disclaimer: This scroll was highly nonstandard and was only undertaken with the full approval of the Baron and Baroness. As a general thing, LOLCAT is not recommended for scrolls.